Dad's "Free Screw" Offer is Back! - Anyone Lookin' For a Good Screw?

arewethereyetdad · #1 08-11-2009, 09:58 AM

Free Screw!

I am once again offering a "free screw"

to anyone who needs one!

That's right, Dad's Bunny Ranch is offering free filler screws (just like last time) for all those investing in the new Ti Ra Clicky offered by HDS Systems. These will be solid silver (raw stainless steel) set screws, size 4-40, 3/16. You will need two screws to fill the body holes on your Ra, and you will also need a .050 size hex wrench to install them. The idea is to fill the clip holes for those of you (like me) who don't care for the clip or clip attachment points on the Ra. In my opinion, there's no sense adding anything to the Ra's already sexy body.

If you are interested in getting screwed at least twice, please post here in this thread the number of screws you think you can handle

, whether or not you'd need the .050 hex wrench (or whether you have your own "little tool" for the job

), and then e-mail me your shipping address. My e-mail address is in my profile.

***Please note: I will send your screws free of charge (I'm eating all the shipping fees) to anywhere in the United States. If you live in other countries, please send a PayPal payment of $2 per shipment - I can no longer cover international shipping free of charge.***

If you need the wrench, I would appreciate a PayPal donation of $1 to cover that purchase. If you don't need the wrench - and live in the US - the whole shebang (hehe) is covered by Dad.

The screws are IN!

A final note: for those of you who are NOT getting a Ti Ra Clicky, but have other HDS, Novatac, or Ra lights, I would be happy to provide you free screws as well. If you specify you'd prefer the black filler screws in lieu of these silver-colored ones, I'll do my damnedest to get you a pair of black ones. Your choice on the color.

Phallic photo purely coincidental:

Plenty of SS available:

Running a bit low on black, but can always get more:

The screws cover the threaded area inside the holes only, and do not cover the countersunk area. I believe the Ti Ra has thicker walls than the other HDS/Ra/Novatac lights and, therefore, the screws don't fill quite as well in the Ti lights as in the aluminum lights. Regardless, the screws are an improvement in making the holes less obvious:

Please remember:

1. Post here in the thread your darkest desires (# of screws)
2. Specify color of screws (black or silver)
3. Add a request for the tool, if you need it.
4. E-Mail shipping address to me (address in my profile), plus your CPF Name
5. PayPal $1 for each wrench you might need (address in my profile)
6. PayPal $2 if you are outside the US

(No PayPal needed if you're in the US and all you're getting is screwed. )

Let the list begin! Happy screwing to all, and to all a good light!

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Everybody: please make sure you provide your CPF user ID in your e-mail so I can be certain I have the right order matched to the right guy. Thanks!

Huge thanks to wolverine1 , Bimmerboy , run4jc, Hobbs, and tx101 for their generous contributions to the cause of free screwing for all.

Kid9P · #2 08-11-2009, 10:01 AM

Troy,

I'll take 2 Silver for my Ti Raclicky.
A wrench please as well.

for 2 silver screws + Wrench.

Thanks!

Ray

gunga · #3 08-11-2009, 10:03 AM

Can I grab 6 screws and a wrench please Dad?

where do I send PP?

arewethereyetdad · #4 08-11-2009, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunga

Can I grab 6 screws and a wrench please Dad?

where do I send PP?

Six silver ones? No prob!

PayPal addy in my profile - it's the same as my e-mail address.

Sanford02 · #5 08-11-2009, 10:05 AM

Thanks,

I'll take 4 black screws for my RA Clickies (regular).

-Sanford02

Cypis · #6 08-11-2009, 10:10 AM

Damn!
I just find out that US still use imperial screws! :-D
Dad - could you please make it 2 silver and 4 black, please?
We don't have to much of them here, across the ocean...

alphazeta · #7 08-11-2009, 10:13 AM

6 black screws for my non ti clickies

would be much appreciated.

Thank you!
-AZ

krazy89 · #8 08-11-2009, 10:30 AM

hey awtyd

i'd like 4 black screws if that's alright... and to save u some shipping costs... if u can throw them in with gunga's... i can grab it off him...

thanks!
KraZy

derfyled · #9 08-11-2009, 10:30 AM

2 silver and 4 black and a wrench please !

Thank you Troy, nice gesture

gunga · #10 08-11-2009, 10:38 AM

Sorry, make mine 2 silver, 4 black. I will PM my address and PP. Sure, add Krazy's to mine.

mendhammarsh · #11 08-11-2009, 11:34 AM

Can you please send me 4 black screws and 2 silver screws. Email sent. Thank you DAD.

onedagored · #12 08-11-2009, 12:16 PM

4 black if possible please. Email sent. Thanks

Yucca Patrol · #13 08-11-2009, 12:20 PM

2 silver and 2 black (not sure which way I want to go with my clicky)

email on the way! You are even better than my own daddy!

william lafferty · #14 08-11-2009, 01:11 PM

Hi Troy,

2 black please.

Thanks

bill

kelmo · #15 08-11-2009, 01:31 PM

Whose your Daddy?!

gsxrac · #16 08-11-2009, 01:58 PM

2 black set screws and a wrench please dad email and PP incoming

paypal sent

cyberspyder · #17 08-11-2009, 02:46 PM

The amount of sexual innuendos in the OP is just STAGGERING. o.O

ROFLMAO

Barbarian · #18 08-11-2009, 02:56 PM

Hi Sugar Daddy,

2 of each color please and 1 wrench.

Thanks for your kindness to CPF members.

E-mail and donation to help offset your postage fees to come in case someone "stiffs" you.

Bimmerboy · #19 08-11-2009, 04:17 PM

Very nice of you, Troy. Almost makes me wanna' get a couple of Ra's so you can screw me twice!

I have no body holes that need filling right now, and I have the right tool for most jobs (except the real heavy duty ones

). So, I can't use the "service" at the moment... but for your generosity, and helpfulness toward many, I did leave you a small deposit.

Barbarian - LOL!! "Sugar Daddy"... "stiff"... hahahaha...

arewethereyetdad · #20 08-11-2009, 04:35 PM

Thanks alot, fellas. Glad everyone's having some fun with this thread - I know I am! Hey, what do we have if we can't laugh a little at this silly hobby of ours.

Also kinda fun reaching out and touching the edge of the proverbial envelope - don't wanna get any mods thinkin' we've gone overboard, though.

Anyway, thanks to all of you, too. I appreciate the return kindness.

Now go screw yourselves!

"Sugar Daddy." I about spit my drink out laughing at that one.

altow90 · #21 08-11-2009, 04:44 PM

I'll take 2 black screws for my Clicky. Thanks!

Cosmo7809 · #22 08-11-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberspyder

The amount of sexual innuendos in the OP is just STAGGERING. o.O

ROFLMAO

I feel dirty and violated...

I have to shower.

Bosley · #23 08-11-2009, 06:13 PM

Two black and two silver please. Thanks for your generosity!

:)> · #24 08-11-2009, 07:12 PM

Sugar Daddy,

I will bet that I can take more screws than you can give.

How about 4 silver and 16 black? Are you Daddy enough for that?

arewethereyetdad · #25 08-11-2009, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :)>

Sugar Daddy,

I will bet that I can take more screws than you can give.

How about 4 silver and 16 black? Are you Daddy enough for that?

Bill, the question is: can your tool hold up for all that screwing? Dad's Bunny Ranch can handle your needs.

JediNight · #26 08-11-2009, 08:33 PM

Bill and Troy,

You guys are HILARIOUS !!!

Sugar Daddy......Priceless

gsxrac · #27 08-11-2009, 08:37 PM

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