Surefire eBay Auction--FUNNY!!!

DaFABRICATA · #1 02-09-2009, 12:00 PM

Just read the entire description!!!

Probably the funniest eBay listing I have Ever read!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...id=p2759.l1259

madi05 · #2 02-09-2009, 12:20 PM

omg that dude has some serious issues, lmao

:crac kup:

Shawn L · #3 02-09-2009, 12:50 PM

That was funny.

Cosmo7809 · #4 02-09-2009, 01:12 PM

A crazy world.

Cuso · #5 02-09-2009, 01:24 PM

Prolly some 123 vented and the guy's got some lithium fume inhalation sickness...

cyberspyder · #6 02-09-2009, 07:55 PM

Description (revised)

Item Specifics - Item Condition
Condition:
New

This flsh light is straight baller son!!!- BLADE 2 the movie recomends it!

This flashlight is brand spanking new in its packaging-=

Why the hell does this company sell flashlights for 100+? Who the hell would spend a hundred dollars and over on a flashlight?

regardless of its manufacturer price im auctioning this thing for fifty bucks to keep up my gross paint huffing addiction!

S&H is probably going to be like 3 or 4 bucks, whatever i get pretty drunk with the guy who works at the ups store and were pretty good friends so theres a godd chance S&H will be free. Yeah im going to say free shipping on this thing.

BID AWAY!!!

you can mail, cash, a check or pay pal, i dont care. ITS ALLLLL GOOOOD!!!

On Feb-09-09 at 11:03:54 PST, seller added the following information:

I was a little drunk this morning when i made this listing. Allow me to reiterate. Brand new Sure fire flashlight model e2l great piece of equipment for knocking people upside the head or just lighting up a crack house bright enough to catch the junkies before they swallow their merchandise. I've been told this flash light lights up like a prison yard during an escape. I don't know too much about flashlights and i could care less. All i know is i have one that's ridiculously nice and i don't care for it.

Sadsack · #7 02-09-2009, 07:58 PM

That's hilarious

THE PUNISHER · #8 02-09-2009, 08:39 PM

Funny,is it a e2e led?

Jackal112203 · #9 02-09-2009, 09:53 PM

That is the best ebay auction ever

LumenMan · #10 02-10-2009, 12:37 AM

Zeruel · #11 02-10-2009, 03:32 AM

OMG.... i have to use all possible means not to burst out laughing in my quiet office!

Essexman · #12 02-10-2009, 05:54 AM

Anyone suggest the best way to clean the tea I've just spat out over my keyboard please!

It's lunch time here and the other guys at work are know looking at me a bit funny

Cosmo7809 · #13 02-10-2009, 10:20 AM

"I've been told this flash light lights up like a prison yard during an escape."

Hope no one from here told him that

I think I will send him an email and show him the Polarion, Then he would really think hes high on paint

Zeruel · #14 02-10-2009, 11:25 AM

After one day, I come back here and burst out laughing again.

Zeruel · #15 02-10-2009, 11:35 AM

In time when this auction is taken off Ebay's archive, here's a pic for keepsake

D.B. · #16 02-10-2009, 09:24 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *snort* HAHAHAHAHAA!

Kraid · #17 02-10-2009, 09:37 PM

That was so damn good, that I just HAD to bid to support the cause!

Zeruel · #18 02-10-2009, 10:28 PM

I hope the seller is not someone from here.

LED_Thrift · #19 02-10-2009, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolly Roger

I hope the seller is not someone from here.

Most people here would know it's not a fish light.

Zeruel · #20 02-11-2009, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LED_Thrift

Most people here would know it's not a fish light.

That's true. That's because WE'RE STRAIGHT BALLERS, SON!

skylar · #21 02-12-2009, 08:51 PM

lol , wow , i'm still laughing .. not sure what to say but that was funny. thanks for a good laugh. never thought i see that on ebay.

flip · #22 02-16-2009, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Most people here would know it's not a fish light.

Dang, I thought I was bidding on a "fish light!"

I thought I had found the perfect birthday gift for my son who loves to fish.

Zeruel · #23 02-16-2009, 11:56 AM

It is...er...a fish light.

DaFABRICATA · #24 02-16-2009, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolly Roger

It is...er...a fish light.

Nice one!!!

Great photo!

cruisemissile · #25 02-16-2009, 07:14 PM

hilarious

MarshallManiac · #26 02-16-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolly Roger

That's true. That's because WE'RE STRAIGHT BALLERS, SON!

Maybe the seller was trying to type flashlight & in his drunken state typed flsh (not fish) light

Either way, this is classic stuff

ruger357 · #27 02-17-2009, 07:36 AM

R@ndom · #28 02-19-2009, 12:22 AM

I wonder how much this fishlight sold for?

flip · #29 02-19-2009, 12:30 AM

I think it was $52.

maxspeeds · #30 02-19-2009, 01:09 AM

Yup, $52. That was a good price for an E2L.

Thanks, Dafab for making me laugh!