Re: FREE: Solarforce Skyline II. Joke Auction! Details in thread.
One day, all the body parts get together and vote to see which part is the controller of the body.
The Legs say "Me, I carry you all around, if I don't move, you all cannot go any where."
The Brain say "Me, if I don't give you (legs) a command to go, you cannot go any where."
The Heart say "Me, if I don't pump blood up to you (brain) you cannot give command."
The Ass say "Me"
All the body parts say "What? you just full of sh*t."
The Ass say "Yes I'm full of sh*t, but if I don't empty it for a week or more, you all going to stink up and die."
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